Monkey question #27?

What if you had cleaned your house top to bottom and were expecting Better Homes %26amp; Gardens to come do a photo shoot because of the fine work but while you were gone to go out and get fresh flowers, a monkey came in and threw couch cushions and pillows all over the livingroom. Went in the bedroom and tore up the beds taking clothes out of the closet and they were all over the place and in the bathroom attempted to take a bubble bath so there was soap all over the place and upon entering the kitchen, there was food all over the place and in the middle of the floor the monkey was sitting there eating Townhouse crackers with cheese that was suppose to be for the photo crew.



Would you rush in and take away the crackers despite his protests? Would you ground it for the rest of the summer not letting it hang with any of his friends? What would you do to this monkey?

Monkey question #27?
What sort of fresh flowers did you come home with?
Reply:Monkey Answer #614:



Tie monkey up.

Throw monkey into the shed with your seeing eye goat.

Eat the rest of the Townhouse crackers (add cheese and dip).

Call BH%26amp;G and tell them that you need to reschedule the shoot because Godzilla just threw up on your house.



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Reply:Monkey? The Cat does that to our house all the time, so I never call Better Homes and Gardens unless they want to see the yard. He's an indoor cat. He'd wreak havoc outside!

I'd let the monkey have the crackers, but I'd lure him into a cage with them and LOCK is asss up! Then clean, as I always do with The Cat.
Reply:I would explain that it's the neighbors monkey; with some quick straightening, I'd proceed as planned.



Then later on, when everyone is gone and I'm alone, I'd spank the hell out of that monkey.
Reply:I would take off all my clothes and make the monkey wear a hat. That way we would both get our picture taken by the BH%26amp;G mag. Leave the cracker crumbs for breakfast.
Reply:Make sure he's wearing a fresh monkey diaper.
Reply:Lock him in a truck with a pig and a corncob.
Reply:that monkey had better get his @ss in gear and help me clean up fast!! after that i'd negotiate crackers and friends ; )
Reply:Hmm. Sounds like Curious George. I would call the man in the Yellow Hat.
Reply:$hit! I missed the other 26 questions! How long was I gone?! lol
Reply:This is retarded. We all know that monkeys don't like crackers.